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Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)
"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"
by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025
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Johnson

THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
I want a johnson now.

I wish i had one.
I want one for christmas.
by Jamescat5555 May 4, 2018
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Boris Johnson

He's a fucking cunt.
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!
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James Johnson

That Kid James Johnson is such a fucking tip rider it's unreal, he's been sucking best's dick for title pushes for a while now.
"That James Johnson is a fucking midget."
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Billy bagsagger Johnson

The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.

He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.

Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.

Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.

Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.
by Conflungus mcdrip November 24, 2021
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carlie johnson

A young nice person with big heart that has lots of lobe and also is a female
Wow i cant believe me and carlie johnson are friends now
by Carlie 1000 March 4, 2019
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5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.
She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.
by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015
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