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russian jerk off

When you get your penis suck in the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and pull the trigger
"dude i was im the hospital because i tried the russian jerk off."
by brokenhalo2202 January 5, 2018
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Soft Jerk

A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.

A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.

The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk

10 minutes later

Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired

10 more minutes later

Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
by Jeremy Anonia November 20, 2020
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Knee Jerk

Verb: the act of using the inside of the knee to stimulate a mans penis in order for him to ejaculate.
Dude, she wrapped her leg around my dick and gave me the best knee jerk.
by Imsorad February 6, 2021
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Reverse Circle Jerk

(n.) When a group of men jerk off away from each other in a circular shape. There is a women in the middle who directs their movement. It is used as a shield to protect against unwanted contact. No one would speak to you if there was a circle of men jerking off in their way.
I wanted to speak to her, but she had a reverse circle jerk going on, I didn't want cum on me, that would be gay.
by Wen Done May 22, 2018
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Slurp and Jerk

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.
I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!
by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019
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tear jerker

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.
It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.
by Red Face December 2, 2007
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Transgender Circle Jerk

A group of males with abnormally large breasts using their arms to cause a nearby group of males to ejaculate; often done while sitting down in a circle.
This transgender circle jerk was by far the best of the year!
by BOB THE BUILDER OF HELL September 18, 2019
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