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Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.
Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him
by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019
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Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts
Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)
by fkdsopkfaskf;es June 11, 2019
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Jacob Lail

Big fat boy who poops on everything and loves little boys dicks and can only be your friend if you feed him cake and praise him.
Jacob Lail is here. Everyone run!!!
by McMullen boom boom June 17, 2019
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You will fall for his charm and his kindness and his goofyness !! BUT NO STOP right there HE'S. A REALLY REALLLY Bad guy super bad Jacobs will break your heart leave the guy as fast as you can!! He only is playing with your feeling!! basically leading you on !! he talking to 100 other girl right now while your searching this up ! SO LEAVE HIM all guys that start with the letter " j " are bad trust me! I learned the hard way!
Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop
by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019
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jacobs the absolute best and just so goofy! if you’re seeing this always be best friends with a jacob lmao
bro jacob’s a bot
by ewcaitlyn April 20, 2019
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Jacob

He is a beast can do great at everything and really good at sports
Its a good name Jacob
by Jacobpanda99 April 21, 2019
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Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
What a Jacob Martin thing to do.
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
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