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Baby immigrant

A person who immigrated to a new country as a baby and was raised around the culture of their country of origin thanks to parents/guardians but was raised in a different one
Person 1: Dude, she’s practically from here.

Person 2: Oh, didn’t you hear? She’s a baby immigrant. She was born there and brought here as a baby.
by Iferrari June 11, 2018
mugGet the Baby immigrantmug.

door baby

When a woman of breeding age finds out that she will be serving an extended prison sentence which will render her infertile by her release date, yet she still wishes to reproduce, she will endeavor to have a door baby.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.
"Yo this bitch was so hardcore she had a door baby"
by OB-GYN kanobe November 30, 2009
mugGet the door babymug.

Weed Baby

When you buy over an ounce of fine Marijuana and store it in your Hoodie's front pocket for your trip home... BOOM. Weed Baby.
I'm going to give birth to this Weed Baby then go to the moon when I get home! :D
by peppertime January 5, 2015
mugGet the Weed Babymug.

Baby Roulette

When 3 or more males each ejaculate in the females vagina giving one of the males taking part a child 9 months later sort of like a game of Russian Roulette but using a different gun
'Hey man, we should totally play baby roulette with Yasbae tonight''
'Yeah, definitely dude'
by Sweg123456 April 22, 2015
mugGet the Baby Roulettemug.

Baby Niggs

The word (or in this case name) you would use to describe the youngest member of your group of friends. Generally the least mature member of the group as well, which usually leads to the lowering in maturity of the rest of the members in the group.
"Hey Joe, where's Baby Niggs at?"
"His mom won't let him out because it's past his curfew."
by Th1sGuy January 3, 2013
mugGet the Baby Niggsmug.

Spitter Baby

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.
mugGet the Spitter Babymug.

break baby

A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.
Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned break baby!
by stxnthamix August 15, 2016
mugGet the break babymug.

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