Boat Honey

When a man get involved and or married rather quickly to a girl from overseas. Particularly a girl from Thailand of the Philippines.

Man I haven’t seen Mike in a while, Last I heard was he met a lil Boat Honey and got married and brought her back to the states.

by Just Sarcasm August 18, 2020

Boat Gap

the space that highway patrols puts between cars when on the freeway to slow cars down and reduce traffic. the gap is so big you can put a boat in it.

This traffic on the highway is screwed. It definitely could use a boat gap.

by t14u September 8, 2011

Yard boat

Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.

I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.

Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?

by Amyblackwellcomedy October 15, 2021

Boat

A word meaning an upper Classmen who is so hot you start to strip for them

How are you friends with Blake he’s such a boat

by JJthebiggirl September 5, 2019

meta boating

Motorboating (the sexual act) on a motorboat. Otherwise known as motorboatception.

"Dude, did you see Joseph and Melanie the other day?"
"Yeah, I think they were meta boating."

by Ginjalopy May 24, 2014

Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.

'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'

by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012

BOAT

Big Ol Ass n Titties

“Damn that chicks got a BOAT!”

“She a regular boat hoe”

by DaUrbanPhilocypher July 19, 2025