Horse armor is the peculiar sense/emotion of preparing oneself for bestiality (see: anal penetration of a horse or hideous woman).
by nom de gorilla April 12, 2011
Get the Horse armor mug.A horse that is very well trained and calm, that isn't easily spooked. Term originated for Military horses who must be "bomb-proof" so they don't spook at the sound of a bomb/gun/etc.
Children's riding ponies often must be bomb-proof because kids tend to run and jump and make loud noises--all things that might scare an ordinary horse and cause him to hurt somebody.
Children's riding ponies often must be bomb-proof because kids tend to run and jump and make loud noises--all things that might scare an ordinary horse and cause him to hurt somebody.
My old mare Goldie was a bomb-proof horse-- We could drive the tractor right past her and she wouldn't even flinch!
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Get the Bomb-proof horse mug.To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.
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"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."
"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."
"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"
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"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."
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