Gilfriend

A Grandmother you'd like to have sex with that is also your girlfriend. Derived from gilf derived from milf.

Dude your gilfriend is so hot it looks like she melted!

by Goose&Reacher June 28, 2018

Girpelfriend

A affectionate term for one's girl who has a mouth perfect for sucking dick or eating pussy. Usually referred to in the past tense, often in a reminiscent way, to someone who you dated in the past.

"Oh, man, she got lips like a fish."
"Yo, I'mma about to make her my Girpelfriend."

by Xesty December 20, 2017

Girlfrienemy

Your girlfriend's friends that constantly talk shit about you and desire nothing more than to a.) Get your girlfriend to break up with you or b.) Fuck around behind your back.

Most often, the Girlfrienemy is grossly overweight and chronically single. Dragging your girlfriend into her misery is her only source of joy.

John knew he had a new Girlfrienemy when his girlfriend started hanging out with the fat chick from work and arguments inevitably took place the day after about how shitty a boyfriend he had become.

by DuffyMcBluff December 12, 2011

girlfriends ass

Flat like pancakes 🥞

It’s easy to see the resemblance between pancakes and my girlfriends ass

by Kxrmatik April 13, 2021

wirlfriend

My soon to be fiance but have not asked me to marry as yet- as my divorce has not come through yet

Dublin saying - "I'm still waiting for my divorce to be legalised and my wirlfriend isn't happy as she wants a ring on her finger"

by Killeeza December 3, 2011

gURLfriend

A (presumably) female met over the internet through chat rooms or social networking sites usually by socially awkward, semi-retarded, or high functioning autistics that they claim as their "girlfriend", often accompanied by blurry inkjet printed cell cam photos. Usually gURLfriends live at least 2500 miles from their subjects. Phone conversations are rare to non-existent, with physical meetings never taking place. Some gURLfriends are in fact 40-50 year old men posing as teen or twenty-something girls for entertainment, making their subjects do humiliating things for their amusement.

I had to break up with my gURLfriend because i found out she was really an 55 year old Asian man who enjoyed criticizing my fashion sense for his own amusement, so i shall have to find another gURLfriend who lives in a different country.

by zardoz88 December 12, 2009

Girlfriended

The act of becoming someone's girlfriend.

John asked me out and I said 'Yes!' I have been girlfriended.

by Simdustries April 29, 2013