German main

A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree

P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*

by Warthunderer April 3, 2024

german picketfencer

then when a group of guys go into a washing maching and start fucking each other while it is running and they get a ton of water up their asses

i went out with the homies and we did a german picketfencer

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs April 14, 2024

Germahoe

A germaphobe who sleeps around

That girl over there is such a germahoe, she goes sleeps with anyone but is afrid of germs

by Germa ho April 25, 2024

German Fulcrum

Originating from Christian night clubs in Berlin, the German Fulcrum is an intimate act where two Christians (afraid to break premarital sex laws) get on either side of a mattress and bounce up and down.

"Hans and Frances did the German Fulcrum last night."

by WD Wilfred May 8, 2024

Germ

Germ (guh, erm). You say it after a serious sentence to uplift the mood.

P1: "How are you germ?"
P2: "I'm okay, kinda sad germ"

by Penguino0607 May 18, 2024

German Blunder

This is a Connect-4 move which involves the other player forgetting how to play the game and letting you stack 4 tokens on top of each other.

"How did I win with a german blunder" - (Optimal) Player
"How did I let them get a german blunder" - Other (Sub-Optimal) Player

by Jyenormous May 20, 2024

German

South African slang for people who always want to smoke and drink other people's weed, cigarettes and drinks every single time without remorse.

Look at that German! Always looking for free smoke

by Yomamaexbf June 7, 2024