Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.

"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.

by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010

Facebook true

When something that someone posts on facebook is obviously not true and is used for comedic or dramatic effect.

Friend 1: "Wait, the only person that inspires Tina is 'the Dude' from The Big Lebowski?"

Friend 2: "That's only Facebook true, I'm sure there are other people that inspire her in real life!"

by pseudonym36 July 23, 2011

Facebook Proverb

Proverbs created by people on Facebook through status messages that finds its ways across the world.

i.e. "Nothing is going right today, so I'm going left"--Facebook Proverb

by [/|{The_Doctor}|\] January 18, 2011

Facebook Transient

Someone that shows up on Facebook for a short time, and then mysteriously removes their account, only to show up again and repeat the cycle several months later.

Guy: Did you see that Sandy is on Facebook again?

Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.

by 15951 February 11, 2012

Facebook Developed

When you upload your photos to Facebook after hours (or days) of sitting on your camera/phone.

Man, I just can't wait to get these Facebook developed!

by FelFal June 9, 2011

facebook manager

Having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on Facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.

(chick 1) "Its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via Facebook. Your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!"

(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my

Facebook Manager while I'm healing."

by riskebsns September 16, 2010

Facebook hypochondriac

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.

This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.

Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.

by postitnotes July 5, 2010