Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?

John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.

by BLaM666 August 29, 2018

Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.

The egg has been cracked

by contest2054 September 5, 2018

Egg

Is another way to say "a Dominican" or to be dead inside

Damn she is Egg today

by Sans undertale 69 October 29, 2018

egg

WHY THE F___ IS THEIR SO MANY WAYS TO COOK THIS YELLOW S__T

how do you want your eggs

me: "looks with death stare"

by w h a t t h e f e c c November 2, 2018

egg

WHY THE F___ IS THEIR SO MANY WAYS TO COOK THIS YELLOW S__T

how do you want your eggs

me: "looks with death stare"

by w h a t t h e f e c c November 2, 2018

Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.

Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.

by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018

conspicous egg

An egg that is very conspicous. It blends in with the other eggs, though it is actually a capitalist spy.
It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends

"You see that blue egg? It's a NATO Conspicous egg}

by Reesa pisss November 13, 2018