Crack Plaque

The male equivalent of a tramp stamp.

Sweet crack plaque, dude. The tribal butterfly design really represents you.

by coppywrites May 1, 2016

Hydro cracked

The act of pouring water down someones exposed butt crack. Aka hide your crack. Defined by Bronwyn.

My brothers butt-crack was hanging out so i hydro cracked him

by swampcrack February 5, 2012

wit crack

Spell for laughter. (command)

"Who the fuck fuck fuck do you want want want want!?!" Such is an example of wit crack.

by phili 000 February 8, 2010

Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010

crack jumping

The act of jumping repeatedly, to avoid being shot in a video game as if on crack.

"Man I got pwn3d by that guy, he must be good."
"No, he's just a noob who got lucky crack jumping."

by IRS_Agent July 30, 2008

crack or joker

summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??

i came upon a human with a perky butt while playing crack or joker, but it was a DUDE!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

crack neck

1. A jerk. An annoying or obnoxious person.
2. A person who doesn't respect others
3. A selfish, rude, or inconsiderate person

1. Dude! Don't invite that crack neck to the party, we' ll all suffer!
2. That crack neck just cut into my lane without signalling.
3. Karl is such a crack neck. He showed up to my formal party wearing sandals drinking Boone's out of a brown paper bag.

by cyberpunk42 February 9, 2005