Crack English

The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.

Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?

by ARacistMotherFubber January 5, 2019

Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

Crack mac

Crack mac: a laptop utilised as a tray for the snorting of cocaine.
Aka: lean machine, soft top, qwerty quarters, kilo keys

"Doin' lines off the crack mac."

by bluejayswin April 4, 2019

Crack a stiffy

Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat

Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!

by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017

Crack Plaque

The male equivalent of a tramp stamp.

Sweet crack plaque, dude. The tribal butterfly design really represents you.

by coppywrites May 1, 2016

Kpop Crack

some gay ppl being unfunny and very horny also they have kinks such as piss kinks (yes you moony) ok thats it stan changbin

AHHH! 2020 we're gonna get em kpop crack in the building we're gonna go ALL IN just do whatever we want

by praya December 30, 2020

cat cracked

Leaving your (bedroom) door open around 4-inches for the cat to leave in the middle of the night.

I left the door cat cracked for mittens.

by realistist October 19, 2013