crack jumping

The act of jumping repeatedly, to avoid being shot in a video game as if on crack.

"Man I got pwn3d by that guy, he must be good."
"No, he's just a noob who got lucky crack jumping."

by IRS_Agent July 30, 2008

Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

cat cracked

Leaving your (bedroom) door open around 4-inches for the cat to leave in the middle of the night.

I left the door cat cracked for mittens.

by realistist October 19, 2013

Hydro cracked

The act of pouring water down someones exposed butt crack. Aka hide your crack. Defined by Bronwyn.

My brothers butt-crack was hanging out so i hydro cracked him

by swampcrack February 5, 2012

Crack-dust

The dusted remanent of someone's arse crack on the toilet seat. I say someone, because you can never find the disgusting fucker who did it, seriously how can you not wipe your arse properly? I now have to levitate over the toilet so as to not sit on your crack-stain if no toilet is available.

"Fuck dude avoid the second cubicle on the left, someone has crack-dusted the back of the toilet seat."

by Stu88 August 31, 2017

Cracking Out

Cracking or Cracking Out is a term used to say someone is a crackhead or that they are on some crackhead shit.

“Why you Cracking so much?”
“Yo, I was Cracking Out hella!”

by ChrispyChip January 23, 2020

lyrical crack

A phrase used by adults to say that the young generation is on lyrical crack and must have headphones in their ear for a dose every 5 minutes.

that boy is on lyrical crack with his headphones in all the time
Shut the fuck up dad. I can hear you.

by ValRhodes July 7, 2010