Fat Cock

A large rooster, usually male.

I awoke today to a fat cock.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

cock rock

80's hair metal in which the lyrics consist of sexual euphamisms and content.

Def Leppard (Pour Some Sugar On Me)
Motley Crue (Girls Girls Girls)
Van Halen (Panama)

by Psycho Bob March 26, 2003

Cock ring

A criminal gang that terrorizes people with their large and menacing cocks.

People were screaming running away from the corner, and I saw a group of naked men brandishing their huge, menacing cocks at the terrorized crowd. I was quaking with fear, and took cover. It was the dreaded Cock ring!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

cock-sucker

Anyone that polishes the wang.

Darryl is well know cock-sucker.

by Pundae January 7, 2004

cocking out

cocking out is when one is done with sexual relations for the day. Similar to clocking out from a workplace.

Girl: Let's fuck some more.

Guy: Sorry babe, i'm cocking out for the day.

by hello my name is stupid silent March 14, 2010

Schrodinger's Cock

The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.

I must say, that average looking girl over there has rendered me with Schrodinger's Cock.

by Captain Rummidew December 14, 2011

poppin cock

(verb) This is when someone makes a motion over the errect penis and gently bounces it up and down as if dribbling a basketball.

I was up all night last night poppin cock!

by Star M January 8, 2009