lathi card

Forcing other(s) to be consistent with what the other's said, either/both to attack the opponent(s) and/or evading allegation(s)

Also known as: tu quoque fallacy

Originated from traditional Javanese proverb: ajining dhiri ana ing lathi /ɑ•dʒee•neeng deer•ee o•no ing la•ti/ (your words determine your self esteem)

If you playing the Lathi card, you're losing the argument and no one can save you, not even yourself

Remember: two wrongs ain't make no right/two wrongs don't make a right

by Sir. B April 8, 2021

Jesus Card

When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.

"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"

by Xavien35449510 February 2, 2024

Uno reverse card

The Reverse card is a special card in the game of Uno that can change the direction of play. When played, it reverses the order of play, so that players must now play cards in the opposite direction than they were previously playing. For example, if players were playing clockwise before, they will now play counterclockwise, and vice versa.

Me:*harrasing my friend and saying no u*
My friend:*pulls out the uno reverse card*

by fjdjfoj December 30, 2023

black uno reverse card

It is when you’re black or a transfer student from an HBCU who transfers to a PWI! Employers preferred a white institution over a black one on your resume!

When you date a black chick and then regret dating her! Then date a different race of women who you refer to as your trophy wife or hoe!

1. I got hazed by the black frat brothers I need to pull a black uno reverse card!

2.

This black woman crazy I better black uno reverse card her for a fine Filipina wife or hoe!

by Cbasm6s November 5, 2023

rizznus card

Business card but for when youre spitting game and wanna give someone your number.

Person 1: Man I met this fineee woman at the club last night
Person 2: No way, did you get her number?
Person 1: Nah, I just pretended to drop my rizznus card and asked her if it was hers
Person 2: She is def not texting you
Person 1: You right

by nahnowaythisreal February 23, 2024

FW17 Cardistry Cards

The best cardistry cards.

I.M. GA says: Hey! I want to learn cardistry. Which cards can you recommend?
De.d. Mem: Hmm... Maybe you should try FW17 Cardistry Cards.

by KonbyrStang May 6, 2019

carde

The state when a person became the air you needed to survive. The state when a person became your only certainty and your home. The state when that person becomes the blood in your veins, the marrows in your bone, and the life force that keeps you alive. The state when a person became the reason you're breathing, your heart beating, and your mind thinking. The state of love when a person became your everything.

You're my carde in this world of uncertainty.

The love that I'm feeling for you is carde.

Even the time turns against us, even the fates forbid us, you will always be my carde.

by Cardevil Lossier October 21, 2021