MOM THE CARS ON FIRE

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

by tofuwithlettuce October 4, 2023

car sex 2

instead of a commentary about a man who has sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with million dollar supercar.

I never knew Pyrocynical could make car sex 2..... oh wait.....

by LazyLow November 1, 2019

Car guy weeb

A type of guy that are into cars and anime

Person 1: is there anything you’re into besides anime?

Person 2: yep I’m also a car guy myself

Person 1: so that makes you a car guy weeb

Person 2: absolutely right sir

by Antonime March 23, 2021

Carolina Car Wash

The act of a male finishing on a partners face. Let the load simmer, with your partner on their back. Now squat over them gently brushing the load with your asshole hair, like a car wash.

Hi cindy, I sure would like to clean your face with a Carolina Car Wash!

by Cashese May 31, 2009

Cleavland Car Wash

The act of defecating in the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of someone's car.

"Jake gave me a cleavland car wash and it took forever to get the corn out of the pump.

by Philipdatank July 11, 2011

Chick Car

Any car that warsawronald drives.

look at warsawronald drive that chick car

by Justin December 1, 2003

Mexican Car Bomb

When you fart in somebodies car when they are parking with the windows rolled up. Upon return the smell has been magnified by hours sitting in the hot sun and explodes with the opening of a the door. Usually done with a taco fart.

I gave Tom a ride to work and he thanked me with a Mexican Car Bomb.

by Fygg Nuuton January 13, 2009