Socialism with Chinese Characteristics

A poor man's socialist system that the Communist Party of China (CPC) or CCP claims is a whole new ideology invented by Deng Xiaoping that takes the "good parts" of capitalism without the bad, and the "good parts" of socialism without the bad and combines them to form the number 2 spot for Gross Domestic Production (GDP) globally. But is in reality just whatever the CCP says it needs to do to pursue economic growth while justifying their authoritarian grip on power in China.

A: Okay students, can anyone tell me what is the economic system of China?
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it

Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man

by Hog wild November 9, 2018

Chinese Finger trap

When you are "soaking" your dick inside the pussy and then the pussy gets dry from no stimulation and then the dick gets trapped. It goes goes down hill from there.

Nathaniel: "She got me caught in that Chinese FInger Trap when I was trying to soak my member"

by Ken_Dolla February 26, 2018

chinese pop corn

Dry ramon noodle soup. Broken in pieces, and seasoning packet sprinkled ontop of the dry broken noodles. Often enjoyed as a snack.

His favorite late night snack is Chinese pop corn.

by Cassy Thomas September 3, 2016

chinese wall

sex position, where 4 people are stacked on top of each other

"guys yesterday night i was the top layer at the chinese wall!"

by mo schpit January 31, 2023

Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl simultaneously shoves a finger into your asshole and your pee hole.

Jojo gave me the Chinese finger trap last night. She’s a keeper.

by St. Thomas Acquinas February 27, 2021

Chinese bullet train

An act of sex which often incurs two large breasted Asian women punching each testicle as one does with a speedbag in boxing

Bob: Hey Jim! I heard the Chinese Bullet Train you had last night was a wild time

Jim: Yeah for sure

by Brontar April 18, 2023