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Man Wagging

Intentionally walking or running around in the nude sporting your penis as it wags back and forth like a dog happy to see it’s owner.
Frank was man wagging again in the locker room.

Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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Tan Man

Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”
Yeah my names Tanner, but you can call me Tan Man. Where’s the Call of Duty at?
by BeHeMothBoii February 3, 2018
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Simple Man

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.
by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017
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Jojo man

This is funny man's way of saying the name of the .main character of the popular show/manga/anime, Jojo's BIZZARE Adventure
Oh my god, Jojo man did the punch punch thing.
by Slomer eleven December 15, 2019
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Poultry Man

Grain....
by Sexy Kendall Jenner December 31, 2019
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Incognito Man

A term for a degenerate who is an incel nerd cross-breed. This term originates from the man who appears on the incognito tab. He is shown to wear glasses( making him a nerd), he also wears a fedora and watches lots of porn( making him an incel).
Girl 1 "This one guy offered to do my math homework for a picture of my tits and when I said no he said a chad would rape me"
Girl 2 "That wasn't a guy it was an Incognito Man"
by Mai Ting Long April 24, 2020
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Bleem Man

The Bleem Man is an intergalactic being that runs a shitty meme page on Instagram. It survives off of huffing pottery enamel and any fish that it catches. It is easy to tell when he is coming due to the constant sounds of Trippie Redd playing from its speaker.
Man #1: “Do you hear Love Scars by Trippie Redd?”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
by Sherbulop June 5, 2020
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