First and a half base

Getting sideboob but not the whole boob during a hookup for just feeling a girl up.

Guy one: How far did you get with her?
Guy two: First and a half base!
Guy one: Wha?
Guy two: Ya know, getting just the sideboob!

by NoodlingAround January 18, 2013

sock, sock and a half

Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.

*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants

Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.

by Mystic Maidens August 12, 2009

half-grown idiot

A way to insult an exceptionally stupid and naive person; meant to imply that they have not yet graduated to being a full-grown idiot.

Early to mid 1900's colloquialism from south-central rural Pennsylvania.

Boy, I'll tell ya'... that Bob Johnson down the street must be some kinda' half-grown idiot!

by GoodWord July 25, 2011

Half time hole

The act of pumping one’s girlfriend during half time of any sporting event.

Hey Mark, it’s 2-0 so I’m away for some Half Time Hole. See you in 15.

by Jim Bob Camby February 20, 2022

oyster on the half shell

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

by whitepar August 22, 2015

Mary on the half shell

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.

The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

by RollingBlock December 20, 2018

second half team

ohio state football.

when your team is fucking up in the first half and then they pull it together and end up winning in the second half.

Did you watch the Rose Bowl last night? OSU had me a little worried at halftime but I didn’t get too stressed bc i know they are a second half team.

by hedgehogslayer69 January 03, 2022