half a tic tac

when a guy has a really tiny dick

"so i pulled down his pants and all i saw were balls, damn he really had half a tic tac"

by half-a-tic-tac December 8, 2017

Half-Popped Popcorn

The true superior form of popcorn, according to Jaiden Animations.

If you've never taken the time to eat the Half-Popped Popcorn at the bottom of the bowl, you're missing out.

by It'sTheDKrazy July 7, 2020

Half time idiot

Basically, someone who's really smart. But half the time... They're a complete fucking idiot. Probably about the worst game of "ask for advice" Russian Roulette you could ever ask for.

"Yo. My friend's like one of the smartest guys around. But he doesn't understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something good happens."

"Is he a half time idiot?"

"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."

"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."

by Deidara Katsufuyu June 2, 2016

double half hit

when smoking a cigarette and you need to get a good buzz quick one will take one hit off the cigarette, blow out half of the smoke and proceed to take another puff while the rest of the smoke is still in the lungs. this is done commonly when somebody gives you shorts from their cigarette and there is not enough left to get a sufficient nicotine buzz.

guy 1: heyy, you want shorts on my cig?
guy 2: sure, how much is left?
guy 1: not much, sorry
guy 2: its cool, i will just take a double half hit.

by fish reefer March 12, 2011

sock, sock and a half

Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.

*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants

Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.

by Mystic Maidens August 12, 2009

Half time hole

The act of pumping one’s girlfriend during half time of any sporting event.

Hey Mark, it’s 2-0 so I’m away for some Half Time Hole. See you in 15.

by Jim Bob Camby February 20, 2022

Bottom Half Strike

In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a ball, but because the home team is up to bat with a very large lead, the umpire has widened the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a strike. The pitch is therefore only called a strike in the bottom half of the inning. See top half ball.

"That pitch was over my head, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling bottom half strikes."

by bamaster47 March 27, 2009