A three-way (MMF) performed in the front seats off a moving car. The female participant lays across both the driver and passenger seats and receives both the driver and passenger (orally and presumeably vaginally) at the same time. The name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a Chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.
"Did you hear about Dee, Charlie, and Abraham? They got a wreckless driving ticket for having a Chinese Freeway on the Dallas North Tollway!"
by Noah the Red March 9, 2015
Get the Chinese Freewaymug. by KuffedPants May 21, 2017
Get the Chinese Sheepmug. A racial slur sinophobic (Chinese-hating), racist people use against Asians after COVID in 2020. They think the pandemic from China gave them license to discriminate against Asians whenever they feel like it.
If you say you’re not Chinese, they say you’re ugly, because 1) they don’t find beauty in general Asian features and 2) they want to make you feel bad.
“Chinese” is the slur nowadays simply because Covid came from China and people use that term to make Asians feel bad by association. If it came from Korea, and Koreans were getting the hate every night on TV like the Chinese are, they’d call Asians they want to attack “Korean” to insult them, and so on.
Some people act like they aren’t being racist calling a random Asian “Chinese,” because “Chinese” is an ethnicity and not a race. But you can’t tell who is Chinese by evaluating their looks, their general Asian features (such as eyes), so it is racist. Imagine calling a Black person “Haitian” or a White person “Russian.” They have Haitian and Russian features, respectively! But are they Haitian or Russian?
Let’s stop discriminating against others for their differences and treat everyone, even Asians and of course the Chinese, as equals. Because they are. We as people are equals and are one race, together—the human race.
If someone calls you a slur, it’s because they can’t accept that everyone is equal and just as worthy as they are. There’s something wrong with them— not you!
Have a great day! :)
If you say you’re not Chinese, they say you’re ugly, because 1) they don’t find beauty in general Asian features and 2) they want to make you feel bad.
“Chinese” is the slur nowadays simply because Covid came from China and people use that term to make Asians feel bad by association. If it came from Korea, and Koreans were getting the hate every night on TV like the Chinese are, they’d call Asians they want to attack “Korean” to insult them, and so on.
Some people act like they aren’t being racist calling a random Asian “Chinese,” because “Chinese” is an ethnicity and not a race. But you can’t tell who is Chinese by evaluating their looks, their general Asian features (such as eyes), so it is racist. Imagine calling a Black person “Haitian” or a White person “Russian.” They have Haitian and Russian features, respectively! But are they Haitian or Russian?
Let’s stop discriminating against others for their differences and treat everyone, even Asians and of course the Chinese, as equals. Because they are. We as people are equals and are one race, together—the human race.
If someone calls you a slur, it’s because they can’t accept that everyone is equal and just as worthy as they are. There’s something wrong with them— not you!
Have a great day! :)
by D.D.O December 1, 2024
Get the Chinesemug. This picture highlights my chinese
by Person who is great January 11, 2025
Get the Chinesemug. Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
Get the Chinese Saturdaymug. by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021
Get the Chinese baby daymug. “Tim ordered the soup of the day and played Chinese Roulette. Let’s hope he gets egg drop and not a bat”
by Yusha al Amriki April 21, 2020
Get the Chinese Roulettemug.