1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
by theboss31 December 5, 2018
Get the The Simon Zonemug. When liquor distributors *cough Juleigh, get raging mad and verbally abusive to anyone illegally parked in a freight zone.
by Nacho_mal December 28, 2017
Get the Freight Zone Madmug. (in basketball, football, and hockey) a specific area of the court, field, or rink, especially one to be defended by a particular player.
"The quarterback quickly scanned the defense, looking for an open receiver as he searched for an opportunity to complete a pass in the opposing team's zone."
by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025
Get the Zonemug. When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
by CptArgentina March 28, 2016
Get the Relative Zonemug. Let’s have pre’s in the rumble zone?
Naaaah mate heard it’s even worse than having pre’s in the rumble zone 2.0
Naaaah mate heard it’s even worse than having pre’s in the rumble zone 2.0
by Squirty bumz October 30, 2020
Get the Rumble zone 2.0mug. The new game developed by mihoyo (now hoyoverse). It sets on an urban fantasy world where you have to choose a proxy. It's either Wise or Belle. The starting characters here are Billy Kid, Anby Demara, and Nicole Demara. The interface and combat layout are superb. Definitely worth playing it.
Guy 1: Hey man, do you play Zenless Zone Zero?
Guy 2: Yeah. I play it because of those cool characters like Ben Bigger and Von Lycaon.
Guy 2: Yeah. I play it because of those cool characters like Ben Bigger and Von Lycaon.
by Lily_The_Supasta January 29, 2025
Get the Zenless Zone Zeromug. by Arby’sLover69 March 9, 2024
Get the pipe zonemug.