Something is not yes

When something is wrong, but your lack of English skills can't find the correct word.

"So what's up with your AE86?"
"Something is not yes."

by the_cooker December 22, 2024

Yes Portugal

The expression you would use when answering positively to any question asked by a Portuguese.

Portuguese person: Hey man want some bacalhau?
You: Yes Portugal

by theonionkb June 20, 2019

"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

Ye tro

A person who is like Kanye, who makes beat, is into fashion designing and Rap

Bro MY NIGGA TURININ HIMSELF INTO YE TRO

by Zack deltron May 12, 2022

Oh yes get in there

You know what it means

Oh yes get in thereson.

by GodzKK June 07, 2018

Wacky Yes

To change name or identity as fast as possible in the span of a year.

Hey, how do you live immortaly without looking suspicious? Easy, just perform a Wacky Yes

by BrTDSSOE December 07, 2019

I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent

If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye

by Derry Irish November 05, 2021