Having two women (or men I suppose) engage in a sexual act. One woman performs oral sex from below, while the other rims the Anus from above.
I thought I was just here to watch these two make out, but then Sally said "Hey Suzy, let's give him The Works"... and ask my dreams came true.
by WhiskeyJak July 08, 2022
by Deeeejaayyyyy June 22, 2018
by PWhite69 March 02, 2022
Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
by Tjempo July 16, 2020
Something Erling Braut Haaland does every single day and night which is why he is so good at football.
Interviewer: "What's your secret? You've scored 10 times now in the champions league."
Haaland: "To work hard."
Hard work is the process of persevering through something that requires a great deal of effort and endurance.
Haaland: "To work hard."
Hard work is the process of persevering through something that requires a great deal of effort and endurance.
by Fotball_Emil August 22, 2022
Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"
Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"
Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."
Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."
Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."
Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*
Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"
Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."
Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"
Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*
Business owner *muffled screams*
Hym *gets in car*
Iam "Don't..." 👋😟
Hym *drives away*
Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩
Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"
Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."
Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."
Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."
Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*
Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"
Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."
Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"
Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*
Business owner *muffled screams*
Hym *gets in car*
Iam "Don't..." 👋😟
Hym *drives away*
Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩
by Hym Iam July 07, 2022