Double Waffle House Theory

The idea that 2 Waffle Houses could both sustain enough business to remain open while being placed next to one another.

This town is a shithole, I wonder if the Double Waffle House Theory would apply here.

by jdboone21 May 15, 2005

giggle me some waffles

A saying to invoke uncontrollable laughter, especially when intoxicated under the influence, aka trippin balls, on lysergic acid diethylamide

Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, giggle me some wafflesssss... *starts laughing out of control* and she says "whaaaaaaat" so I said, "Google me bitch, yean high"

by Firestarterxxxxxx May 17, 2014

Cunt sucking twat waffle

Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.

In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.

by Flame Fuck January 24, 2009

Armenian Waffle Stomp

When a guy stomps a girls head over the shower drain for her own sexual pleasure. Has nothing to do with the Waffle Stomp

Because Mykaela was a dirty masochist, she asked Josh to give her the Armenian Waffle Stomp. She had to go the hospital for head trauma.

by SUCCMYPEENSMONKSOMEGREEN May 28, 2018

salty dick waffle

A waffle shaped like a dick that you give to loved ones for breakfast but to be a salty dick waffle you put cum on it.

I fixed my girl a salty dick waffle yesterday

by jgunn7906 definitions August 17, 2016

blue waffle crunch

When a woman with blue waffle stands above a Portuguese man named Mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.

Mr Vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.

by BGwhskey July 2, 2017

you rofl my waffle

Has no real meaning other than a synonym for ROFL. It happens to be catchy, rhyming, and also somewhat homosexual.

You rofl my waffle! Tee-hee!

by progamer124 February 5, 2004