High Point University

A lovely university with the most extratrodinary President, he is not only well-spoken but always punctual when he lectures. I've had the most utmost fun at this university thanks to this man who has genuinely expanded my knowledge about life skills.

nIDO qUbEin iS thE PrESIdENt oF hIGh pOInT UniVerSitY AnD Has MaDe tHE PlACe MoRE eXTraOrDInaRy tHAn dIsnEY

by #1nidoandaprilfan December 15, 2021

Point Park University

A really cool liberal arts college that isn't JUST known for it's dancers, but for it's photographers, forensic science majors, and all the other weird ones in between (ie funeral services).

Yes, we do have many Gay people and Divas. BUT we have equal number on NON-DIVAS.

And our symbol is super cool. Not to mention, we have a super small campus that kicks ass.

I major in funeral services at Point Park University.

I'm an aspiring photographer and attend Point Park University.

by ppugirl February 20, 2011

university of victoria

a beautiful campus on vancouver island, just outside of victoria. huge rabbit population, diverse and liberal student body, a great education. one of the top universities in canada, very up and coming. lots of big trees and deer. and yes, there are a lot of hippies and some weed. it is BC. i love BC.

i fed the baby rabbit a piece of my apple outside of class the other day at the university of victoria.

i'm going to watch the gorgeous sunset at the beach down the road from the university of victoria.

by sonee October 16, 2008

Susquehanna University!

A college that is in the middle of no where...actually in selinsgrove, Pa were your lucky to pass anyone (townies) that have their two front teeth AND a bear gut smaller then the town itself. It is surronded by the amish and its town landmark is Walmart....Nothing to do here during the day...and at night you better like the same party over and over again otherwise your in for many a boring night! Most of the time...if you do attend these so called "parties" the kegs are kicked by 11:30...and if you are so lucky to get there before the beer is gone...it taste of 12 day old cow urine....YUMMY!

Person:WHere do you go to college?
College student: Susquehanna University!
Person:What! Sasquatch University...where the hell is that?

by Carolyn and Liz October 25, 2005

University of Rhode Island

Public university in Rhode Island, known for its pharmacy program. Essentially a backup school for 80% of Rhode Island high school kids. Filled to the brim with inner-city kids and white guys acting like inner-city kids. Barely manages to keep students on campus because they'd rather go to the beach/their friend's beach shacks and get wasted than risk getting wasted on campus. The "party school" label is something to administration wants to lose, but it'll never be taken away.

A: Man, University of Rhode Island parties suck.

B: Yeah, let's just go to Joey's place by the beach and pound a few.

by wtfboom May 28, 2010

University High School

Is an institution in the smack-dab, middle-of-nowhere Illinois, where everyone realizes that they are better than everyone else in the town. Albeit, the studetns are technically lab rats for ISU, any U-High student who ends up going to ISU and not some Ivy League or Big Ten (11) or SEC school is an absolute failure. And heaven forbid they end up at Heartland.

"I got into U-High!, now I'm too smart to hang out with you Mr. President. Oh, hi there Ms. Playmate..."

by pOiSoNeDrAgOn January 26, 2005

Baylor University

Best school in the Big XII and maybe best in the nation.

Baylor fans are true sports fans! Even though Baylor is not the best in all sports, its fans still are faithful and never give up. Besides that, Baylor is second in most Big XII titles.

Baylor has the most beautiful campus in all of Texas. The Baylor Science Building(BSB), Patt Neff, and the Student Life Center(SLC), even add to the beauty. The SLC also holds the tallest rock wall in all of Texas.

Unlike Texas and Texas A&M, Baylor is working to be Ivy League-like and one of the top research schools in the nation by 2012.

Baylor's acceptance rate in 2009 - 34%. Texas - 51%.

Also home to that Good Ol' Baylor Line.

Also, Baylor in the early 1930's killed an aggie during a fight during homecoming. The Baylor student beat the aggie with a fence post in the most christian way possible until the aggie died. What a glorious day in Baylor history.

Baylor actually has an intimadating mascot. Unlike Texas, TTU, Oklahoma, and A&M.

Alumni - Jeff Dunham, 3 governors of Texas, Michael Johnson, the director who directed The Blind Side, Willie Nelson, and a girl off the office.

Person: Mom. Dad. Im a Texas A&M aggie.

Mom & Dad: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Person: Just kidding! Im going to BAYLOR UNIVERSITY!

Mom & Dad: We raised you well!

by SICEMBEARS November 23, 2009