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Bean soup theory

The bean soup theory describes how people often interpret content through a self-centered lens, assuming it applies to them even when it doesn't.
A TikTok user shared a 7-bean soup recipe, prompting comments like "What if I don't like beans?" and "Can I substitute beans?" Causing a “bean soup theory”
by Monkeygirlll December 17, 2025
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Clone Theory

The debate of “Is it gay to have your clone jerk you off
Hey, we were just talking about clone theory, there is no way it isn’t gay!
by Thenewboy December 18, 2025
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The Black Cat Theory

The depth of darkness—that is, Blackness in cats and humans—is often the target of hate, treated as unlucky, dangerous, or unlovable (i.e., socially devalued or feared). This prejudice echoes, extending into other areas such as clothing, housing, or cultural expression, instead of being recognized for what it truly is: a force that cancels any pseudo-light (false, superficial, or performative forms of “goodness”). It exists as its antithesis, with heightened awareness—forcing the fool to confront a reality not of its own making and realize it stands on a lower staircase than the darkness. This reaction is not about reality, but about societal bias, superstition, delusion, and fear (the mechanisms by which perceived inferiority is projected).
“She’s the only black girl here. Always quiet too probably angry. Let’s not talk to her.” - The Black Cat Theory
by Vslbyss December 19, 2025
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Rice Cooker Theory

The Rice Cooker Theory is a modern dating metaphor comparing relationship development to cooking rice in a rice cooker. It compares uncooked rice to a relationship that hasn’t cooked because the “cook” button (intentional action) was not activated.

The Rice Cooker Theory was invented and popularized on TikTok by Filipina creator Hannah Lei in a video explaining slow-burn relationships.

She also framed it as a playful formula:
R = P × I × ΔT - α
Where:
• R = Relationship
• P = Potential (chemistry)
• I = Intentional Action (confession)
• ΔT = Change in Temperature (response/effort)
• α = Assumption (miscommunication)

Metaphor Meaning:
The theory humorously suggests that relationships require consistent effort (heating), clear communication (no "sinaing" or lid issues), and intentional actions to "cook" successfully—otherwise, they "burn" or fail.

Without intentional action, a relationship remains in a pre-cooked state—analogous to rice placed in a cooker that was never switched on. Emotional heat accumulates, but transformation does not occur.

Conclusion:
Feelings don’t cook themselves.
Someone has to press the button.
“I thought we were a slow burn, but Rice Cooker Theory says I was just operating on assumptions.”

“Akala ko slowburn kami. Na-rice cooker theory ako beh!”
by rice cooker theorist December 20, 2025
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The marco theory

A completely real (and definitely scientific) phenomenon where, immediately after a breakup, a person mysteriously ends up hanging out with the same guy named Marco. This occurs without planning, intention, or summoning—Marco simply appears, as if alerted by the emotional shift in the universe
“Bro, I swear I wasn’t trying to see him… it’s just the Marco Theory.”
by The marco Theory December 26, 2025
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Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.
John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?
by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021
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Individual personality in the closest mathematical phrase for its explanation due to forever changing behavior in part to the ability to ration w ones self is, E=mc² / 2. This is also in part to NOT being able to be in an exact spot at the same exact time bc of the infinite possibilities of here to there, so no matter how much any two are alike, the difference in space and time, will always produce a large enough difference that it will present itself at surface of its host.
JUSTIN B LEWIS: THEORY IN INDIVIDUALISM, The reason for the two twins not to like the same ice cream flavor is because #1 dropped his first vanilla cone and ants bit him after he tried picking it up and eating it. After that he never at vanilla again but #2 loves vanilla. I guess u could quote Justin B Lewis:Theory in individualism E= mc² / 2
by Irishinjun7 June 24, 2021
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