Sharked

When you’re epically dissed.

“Dad will you pick me up a pregnancy test”
“Honey you’re not pregnant you’re just fat.”
“Damn girl you just got sharked by your own dad.”

by Soimmo August 20, 2019

Shark

Wowww. Real proud of you there.
this is not about sex. it's about murphy, a kind hearted shark who's just trying to provide for his family. How dare you insult him. You could have killed him.
Again, not sex.

"Honey, there's a shark in my pants!"

by sack of dirt March 15, 2023

Fart Shark

When your date literally GASlights you into thinking you farted, when it was really them.

Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”

Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”

Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”

by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024

fun-shark

n.
A person with an exceptionally active sense of enjoyment, amusement, and/or pleasure.

Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.

by lx2036 December 5, 2012

Megamouth Shark

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.

Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

shark flippin’

defeating an opponent using the most ludicrous possible method. ( originally a reference to tonic immobility caused in sharks by flipping them on their backs)

Gandalf’s plan to send Hobbits into a volcano was straight shark flippin’.

by 20pctBritish August 31, 2020