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OJ Parked

modifying adj.- Vehicle parallel parked with the rear of the car sticking out farther from the curb than the front end.
Wow! That guy was in a God-awful hurry, his SUV's OJ parked.
by Jim Burke September 6, 2005
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South Park

A show that makes fun of religion, race, people, country's, problems, etc. And at the end of almost every episode Kyle gives a influential speech that teaches the boys a lesson and then cartman shits on everyone with his problems. It is the best show on the planet
Cartman: how bout you go suck my balls

(Classroom gasps)

Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Cartman: I'm sorry I'm sorry, actually what I said was (gets speaker phone) how you bout you suck my balls mr. Garrison

Stan: holy shit dude

From the South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut
by ReaperOfDefinitions February 29, 2016
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South Park

South Park is a show on Comedy Central. It is the best show known to man. Matt Stone and Trey Parker (The creators) are incredible. South Park is the funniest show in the world and never fails to make fans die of laughter. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny play a huge role in South Park as the four main characters. They love to add visitors in all the time (Aliens) and if you do not notice them then you don't have a good eye. If you do not watch South Park there might be something wrong with you.
Did you watch the latest episode of South Park last night?
by gummyberries June 20, 2019
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park bench

when someone is really boring they are consider as boring as a park bench e.g. a park bench does more than them.
that kid is a park bench he does nothing
by poohead111 April 5, 2010
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Newbury Park

A small boring town in Southern California. It has a high school that is full of smart irritating kids of which at least 50% live in dos vientos ( a snobby rich community). Not necessarily the most fun place to live but it is safe.
A: why is there a definition of Newbury Park on Urban Dictionary

B: Its a boring town and people have nothing better to do. Especially if they go to NPHS...homework procrastination.
by most-bored-student-in-NP March 5, 2011
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Linkin Park

The Most MOTHERFUCKING best band ever! ALOT of people like to hate on them saying that they are "sell-outs" that produce the same shit. Well, Mike Shinoda said that they changed alot, AND THEY HAVE ASSHOLES! Chester the lead singer went through HELL as a child. They are NOT shit. They are THE SHIT!! And tell me, why the FUCK are they overrated? They recieve next to NO attention on the radio.
Faggot: Linkin Park sucks, listen to some 5SoS or JB, but not Greenday, they are a faggots! Just like me!

Billy Jo Armstrong: Look you little FUC--MIKE SHINODA IS THAT YOU???

Mike: Yes it is bro, lets make this fucker go Somewhere he belongs and make him pay for What He's Done!

Billy: Lets fuck up this Basket Case!

*Mike&Bill destroy fag#1*

JB: AFTER YOU DEFEAT ALL FAGS, YOU MUST DEFEAT ME: FAGIMOUS PRIME! MIKE YOU NON-SWAGGY CUNT

Mike: Oh, shit. We can't defeat this asshole alone Billy! We need S.O.B.!!

Billy: And CharleScene!

*Later, Mike, Billy, CS, and S.O.B. defeat the Faggot Overlord, Justin Beiber!*
by Hey Guys March 22, 2015
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rosa parks

A brave woman. She was the first domino in the chain of the bus Boycott. Many people find her to be an inspiration to this day.
Rosa Parks was a strong brave woman.
by Dorothy Parker November 9, 2006
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