by Chibs5 April 4, 2022
Get the Smelly Johnsonmug. Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
Get the Christopher Johnsonmug. by Benthe_epicgamer May 8, 2022
Get the Johnsonmug. The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.
He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.
Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.
Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.
Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.
He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.
Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.
Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.
Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
by Conflungus mcdrip November 24, 2021
Get the Billy bagsagger Johnsonmug. Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!
by Sam Betz February 16, 2021
Get the Alysha Johnsonmug. by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 2, 2023
Get the Manila Johnsonmug. The genderneutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, named after the Film Director Rian Johnson. An idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an authors insert or wish fulfillment.
They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
by Noway_Neophobic May 7, 2019
Get the Johnsonedmug.