carde

The state when a person became the air you needed to survive. The state when a person became your only certainty and your home. The state when that person becomes the blood in your veins, the marrows in your bone, and the life force that keeps you alive. The state when a person became the reason you're breathing, your heart beating, and your mind thinking. The state of love when a person became your everything.

You're my carde in this world of uncertainty.

The love that I'm feeling for you is carde.

Even the time turns against us, even the fates forbid us, you will always be my carde.

by Cardevil Lossier October 21, 2021

debit card crybaby

when u lose a debit card at a restaurant and start crying so u get free food

my friend rhys is a debit card crybaby. he got free food at state 48

by can't stop the shine September 8, 2021

Carding

When you have sex on a bed covered in credit cards.

Credit karma said my score is "ready for carding."

by Yoshibayoshi September 19, 2021

Credit Card Nirvana

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.

I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana

by blockboih September 24, 2021

Pokémon card

a nude photo

look at all the pokémon cards I’ve collected

by anonymous September 27, 2021

card person

Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.

Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."

by BoopBeeeeep February 17, 2022

Reverse Card

The almighty, unbeatable comeback to the "no u" insult. Unbeatable. For maximum effect, have a physical copy of the "reverse card" in uno, but it is not required. You have to say it quickly after the "no u" insult, or death will be inevitable. Once you say the quote "reverse card" (and optionally hold up your physical reverse card), watch your opponent die in the most brutal way to exist.

You: ur mum gay lol
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: no u
You, absolute giga-chad: Reverse card.
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: but wh- (dies painfully and brutally)

by GoldPotato February 18, 2022