Wood

A certain block in minecraft you get at the start of the world.

"Lets go get some wood"

by Loneplar March 1, 2022

jude benbow wood

Jude Benbow Wood is the most attractive person to ever walk the Earth. He has perfect eyes, both looking in the exact same direction. His smile will make anyone cream.

I will have sex with jude benbow wood on the spot.

by hotjude February 14, 2022

laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection

“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”

by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022

wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.

Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.

by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020

wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013

Eco-friendly wood veneer

Commonly used as a part of home design.

Covering it with Eco-friendly wood veneer...

by MrAstronaut17 June 5, 2024

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023