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Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.
Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam
by Rybbo March 18, 2011
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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa November 14, 2011
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Clam Snatchin'

Term used when your fellow Bro's and yourself go out pussy hunting in other words Snatchin' Clam with immense swag.
Bro 1: Dude, see that fine peice of clam.

Bro 2: Yeah Bro 1, I would def fornicate with her lady parts.

Bro 1: I would also fornicate with her, lets go Clam Snatchin' and get a peice of dat.
by PMONEY $wagger June 23, 2011
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Clam Flap

because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.
Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011
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Clam jam

When you meet a girl and are sure your going to sleep with her but she stops you at the last minute.
“Bro did you get fucked last night?”

“Nah man I got clam jammed.”

“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”
by ToastyShakes January 18, 2023
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Clam Jammed

Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.
by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023
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Clam baiting

Female version of dickfishing. Sending a picture of a plumper and more inviting vagina in the hopes of inciting a prospective mate.
Ohh shit, look at this pic I received from my tinder match, full blown vag

Naw, she's just clam baiting you bro
by epaz22 February 3, 2023
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