When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.
by Rybbo March 18, 2011
Get the Fake Clam mug.To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa November 14, 2011
Get the Clam Poaching mug.Term used when your fellow Bro's and yourself go out pussy hunting in other words Snatchin' Clam with immense swag.
Bro 1: Dude, see that fine peice of clam.
Bro 2: Yeah Bro 1, I would def fornicate with her lady parts.
Bro 1: I would also fornicate with her, lets go Clam Snatchin' and get a peice of dat.
Bro 2: Yeah Bro 1, I would def fornicate with her lady parts.
Bro 1: I would also fornicate with her, lets go Clam Snatchin' and get a peice of dat.
by PMONEY $wagger June 23, 2011
Get the Clam Snatchin' mug.because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.
Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011
Get the Clam Flap mug.When you meet a girl and are sure your going to sleep with her but she stops you at the last minute.
“Bro did you get fucked last night?”
“Nah man I got clam jammed.”
“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”
“Nah man I got clam jammed.”
“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”
by ToastyShakes January 18, 2023
Get the Clam jam mug.Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.
by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023
Get the Clam Jammed mug.Female version of dickfishing. Sending a picture of a plumper and more inviting vagina in the hopes of inciting a prospective mate.
Ohh shit, look at this pic I received from my tinder match, full blown vag
Naw, she's just clam baiting you bro
Naw, she's just clam baiting you bro
by epaz22 February 3, 2023
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