When Mike Gatcomb hits you, it's lights the fuck out mother fucker! You got you ass kicked with the gatcomb slap!
by Corcoran1979 December 23, 2009
Slap-nuts is a modern day derogatory slur that can be used against someone who is being an idiot or suffers from severe mental-retardation. Alternatively, you can also call someone this name if they are being obnoxious and you just want them to shut the fuck up. This is the perfect term for any of the above and more!
Example:
Noah: Logan can you please not wipe me the fuck out when I'm literally about to score, we're on the same team. Fucksakes.
Logan(Slap-nuts): Then stop getting in the way mate!! Seriously, it's not hard is it?!
Dale: Logan, really man, come on. Get your head in the game and stop licking windows!
Logan: *does the exact same thing and just wipes Noah out in front of an open-goal*
Noah: For fuck sake Slap-nuts!!!! What the fuck are you doing!!! I'm about to slap my nuts on your mums coochie after this game if you keep it up!!
Noah: Logan can you please not wipe me the fuck out when I'm literally about to score, we're on the same team. Fucksakes.
Logan(Slap-nuts): Then stop getting in the way mate!! Seriously, it's not hard is it?!
Dale: Logan, really man, come on. Get your head in the game and stop licking windows!
Logan: *does the exact same thing and just wipes Noah out in front of an open-goal*
Noah: For fuck sake Slap-nuts!!!! What the fuck are you doing!!! I'm about to slap my nuts on your mums coochie after this game if you keep it up!!
by dalespelman2 September 05, 2021
The act of slapping someone in the face with an overly large breast, with the intent of making a loud slapping noise and leaving a bruise.
This behemoth stripper just flopped out her tits and korny slapped me with them. my mates heard the noise from the other side of the bar and i had a bruise on my left cheek the next morning.
by joshyb October 05, 2006
Slyna-Slap, also meaning 'pimp-slap' or 'bitch-slap' is the application of the back-side of 1's hand to the face of another ..
Yah gottah keep yah hoes in check, slyna-slap them as needed.
or
Andreas is deserving of a good slyna-slap, and I'm just the one to deliver it.
or
Andreas is deserving of a good slyna-slap, and I'm just the one to deliver it.
by Master Natura April 14, 2005
A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.
When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.
When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.
"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."
by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 02, 2010
by splodge84 September 27, 2007
When a woman uses her beef drapes or beef curtains to smack a man across the face following oral sex. The female answer to the Danza Slap. Named for the great Suzanne Somers who mastered this move after years on the ThighMaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.
by Evil DDR October 17, 2007