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The salty sea sailor 

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
The salty sea sailor by Sea sailor October 26, 2014
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Redneck Salty 

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.
Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!
Redneck Salty by breepauljohn August 12, 2013

Team Salty

A team of gamers, mainly Minecraft players, who organize with one aim; to make everyone salty. Some refer to them as a group of faggots. Some call them the greatest to have ever grazed the Crewniverse Minecraft server. Most commonly, however, a group of faggots. To this day, no leader exists but rumors have it that a guy under the alias 'HadzyBoy' and a girl under the alias 'thytime' are the founders of the atrocity. Its origins, however, are very unclear and the downfall of Team Salty is yet to come.
Jeff: Have you seen Team Salty lately?
Sally: Yeah, they were making me so salty just a minute ago.
Team Salty by piss_licker February 20, 2015

meta salty 

Where someone is salty from a previous game and take it to the next game to exact revenge for the previous game. They don't care if they will win the game all they care is about getting revenge. Usually used in strategy games.
Dude 1: man, jack is throwing the game just to kill this one guy.
Dude 2: jack is meta salty. Jon beat him big time in the previous game and he got pissed about it.
Dude: that's wack
meta salty by Gabeicus June 23, 2020

7S Salty 

omg 7s salty is da best
7S Salty by Use Code GTX August 2, 2020

big salty 

Bro i’m big salty about how we lost the game
big salty by traptylen November 6, 2020

Queens Salty Kiss

When you are masturbating into a Bee Hive and the Queen stings you on the knob right as you ejaculate.
Male 1 - “That looks super swollen, what happened?”
Male 2 - “Yeah i got it last night as i was getting a Queens Salty Kiss..worth it though”
Queens Salty Kiss by Hotdogz420 March 23, 2021