ripe rock

the most fresh being of human beings. Ripe rocks are legendary beings, but can be officially unripened if is acting like a finning roongg.

my boi hern is one of the ripest rocks on the planet.

the only two ripe rocks who can not be unripened are Dwayne Johnson (is the rock) and Elvis Presley (king of rock)

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 3, 2019

rock-a-bye

It's an interjection, always used to settle a baby or child down to sleep.

"rock-a-bye, Baby," sang Alfred in strident tones and he swung the child high in his arms.

by Rockbabe! January 4, 2018

Birthday rocks

(n) The act of punching a person in the base of the arm on their birthday, depending on their age. (ex. punch a 16 year old in the arm 17 times, 16 for age, one for good luck.)

(v) Punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.

John: Hey Brad, happy birthday!
Brad: Thanks John! Uh, what are you-
John: Birthday rocks!
** John punches Brad in the arm 22 times.
Brad: Agh! Hey! I'm 21!
John: 1 for good luck!

by richardtheIII April 24, 2011

The Rock Tribunal

The place where the rankings of bands are decided headed up by The Rock Oracle.

I wonder how it was decided Metallica are A leaguers, oh ya the Rock tribunal got it Wight.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023

Gent Rock

A colloquially and loosely defined sub-genre of mainstream alternative/indie rock that is popular among people who range in age from 28 to 49 that are apart of gentrification movements in communities that disparage and displace working class citizens. Bands that encompass the gent rock sub-genre are the the following, but not limited to: Dave Matthews Band, Iron and Wine, Band of Horses, Arcade Fire, the Bad Suns, and bands/musicians who cover Wagon Wheel at a local dive bar during open mic night

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you want to go downtown tonight to see that jam band everybody in town is talking about?"
Person 2: "Nah. I'm good. I think I will just stay here at my neighborhood dive bar tonight and drink Hamm's. I'm not a big fan of gent rock anyway and I don't feel like hanging around a bunch of yuppies who think they know everything there is to know about craft beer while bragging about how much money their parents give them."
Person 1: "Yeah dude, good call. Those people gent-terrify the crap outta me anyway."

-or-

Person: "Those gents and their gent rock. I am not a big fan of Dave Matthews Band, but the gents sure are! I am more of a metal kind of guy. These gents are pricing me out of town, which is too bad, because I like it here in Boulder. I think I might move back up to Billings where I can afford to live and be around people like me who are not so yuppie. People in Billings don't judge me for drinking Hamm's and listening to metal."

by Dominic Pace May 29, 2018

Pot-Rock

The name given to Patrick from Spongebob in the "Spingebill" series of youtube poops.

Spingebill decided to share his candy bar with pot-rock.

by Spodermen2121 z April 10, 2017

rocking knuck

When a man wears pants so tight that you can see his separated testes, popularized by Ben and Adam of the wonderful podcast Greatest Generation

That's a weird, alien planet where all the men wear flashy pants. All these guys are rocking knuck.

by FoofooThaSnoo June 18, 2019