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Robert

Me: "Do you like Robert?"
by CirleGuy January 26, 2023
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It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
by Baskinbros January 25, 2024
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Robert

Roberts are pedo's they will fall in love with any little boy they typically like younger ages and are underaverage in height, and are usually very dumb. Roberts love to stalk people like a creep
U r such a robert
by Creamy_words May 11, 2022
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you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.
ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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Robert !

my wonderful husband, i love him so dearly and im very grateful. Anyone who has a robert should count themselves lucky ! he’s truly straight from heaven. he knows how to take care of their ladies and makes them feel very loved. Any one with a robert in their life regardless of if their your dad, brother, boyfriend, husband, fiancée, anything, you should tell him you love him and you’re grateful for him. :)
oh girllll, D married a Robert ! she’s so lucky
by drulez2008 May 17, 2025
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Harry Roberts

normally on the larger end of the scale who thinks he is cool but ISN’T.
Harry Roberts = He stepped on the scale and it said to be continued...
by Harry Roberts.... March 16, 2022
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Robert

Ugly ass, 6ix9ine looking ass, big nose, ugly face, weird stance, small dick, long arms, small chin, big mouth, smelly hair, ugly voice, nice eyes.
Friend 1: you look like Robert today...
Friend 2: why do you have to be so suss
by BigDaddyDikk January 4, 2019
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