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Iberian Bull Ride

When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him in his backside with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!
by #SoNotAJames June 1, 2022
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riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed
"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."
by rysedk December 24, 2008
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white knuckle ride

The act of getting high by snorting cocaine placed on your knuckles.
Those knuckle-heads were on a white knuckle ride all night!
by chitsb January 25, 2011
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Gondola Boat Ride

When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.
Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.
by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015
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Do Not Ride Snake

When a video game gives you an explicit warning to not do something because something REALLY BAD will happen if you do. The ultimate goal is to pique the player's curiosity enough to make them do the thing that they've been told not to do, just to see what happens.
"Do Not Ride Snake" is from the infamous rage-inducing game "Getting Over It (With Bennett Foddy)."

Near the end of the game, there is a very long snake in the air, and a sign above that says "DO NOT RIDE SNAKE" in big letters. The snake is positioned in such a precarious place that it is very easy to accidentally fall onto it. If the player "rides" the snake, it will take them back to the very beginning of the game.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022
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Neopolitan Pony Ride

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.
After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.
by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009
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riding the straight and narrow

The act of following the straight and narrow path through life, which generally means staying out of trouble and abstaining from particularly hedonistic activities like breaking moral laws and engaging in dangerous activities such as hard drugs and rampant unprotected sex with dirty ass hoes.
Parent: Have you been staying out of trouble in college?

Son: Yes mom i have been riding the straight and narrow.
by calvared November 5, 2014
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