Put the P in Me

It is when you see a sexy UP (University Police) officer and just think damnnn, I wouldn't mind if he put his penis in me.

I was walking one day to class and I just look to the side and see an absolute hunk of a UP officer, muscles and biceps bulging out of his uniform and I said he could Put the P in Me.

by Darrin Mccarty February 22, 2024

Put the coat on

A phrase used to say to your friend when they are acting cocky or feeling themselves.

Kai: I actually looks so good right now
Philly: alright, put the coat on

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

Stay put or be kaput

(1) A phrase to express the isolation policy of social distancing.
(2) stay in your place or you'll get in trouble

Police policy for quarantine is "Stay put or be kaput"

They'll fee you up to $5,000 if they catch you outside without a mask.

by EmJayee April 19, 2020

put the feet on

hurry up, get on out of here

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by onewoodenleg2 January 4, 2022

puts on air

to act in a way that shows one thinks one is better than other people

Patrick: “Do you mean she ‘puts on air’? That’s just fancy talk”

by imQaif January 12, 2023

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.

Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.

by Funtimeisover April 14, 2019