by Flamingo pimp October 20, 2019
Get the Flamingo pimp mug.Dysfunctional means not operating normally or properly. In a relationship sense, your relationships don’t operate normally or properly because they’re toxic or they are very short lived. You are a pimp because you could get any girl you want, but again, your relationships are always short lived, thus making you a dysfunctional pimp.
Todd: Do you see how Anthony can get any girl he wants?
Nick: Yeah but they never last.
Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp
Nick: Yeah but they never last.
Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp
by kissyume October 13, 2021
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A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.
“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”
“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”
“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”
by Gladium15 April 13, 2022
Get the Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 mug.Person 1: Man Guess What?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just listened to some T Da Pimp
Person 2: SO?..
Person 1: HE SUCKS!!!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just listened to some T Da Pimp
Person 2: SO?..
Person 1: HE SUCKS!!!
by flinttownstunna March 1, 2009
Get the T Da Pimp mug.A male of the Jewish faith who is extremly sexy and/or awesome. Jew Pimps often have insane guitar playing skills.
Angela: HOLY CRAP! Joe Trohman is such a Jew Pimp!
Nikki: I know, he's so awesome and gorgeous.
Angela: Everyone else wishes they were that awesome.
Nikki: I know, he's so awesome and gorgeous.
Angela: Everyone else wishes they were that awesome.
by Angela and Nikki April 30, 2006
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n. one who hooks up with persons within the same congregation but commits to none.
n. one who hooks up with persons within the same congregation but commits to none.
christian 1: "on the DL I saw Simon at the Bar hooking up with Jona"
christian 2: "OH WERD!? I thought he was hittin' linda"
Both in unison: "CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!!"
christian 2: "OH WERD!? I thought he was hittin' linda"
Both in unison: "CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!!"
by General Macarthur July 24, 2006
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