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Peter Whitmore was sentenced for his first set of offences dealing with sexual crimes against children in 1993. He received a 16-month sentence for crimes against five different children which included invitation to sexual touching and sexual interference. He was released early after serving two-thirds of his sentence.
Nine days after his release, he sexually touched an eight-year-old girl. He would be sentenced to 56 months for that crime.
Peter Whitmore was sentenced for his first set of offences dealing with sexual crimes against children in 1993. He received a 16-month sentence for crimes against five different children which included invitation to sexual touching and sexual interference. He was released early after serving two-thirds of his sentence.
Nine days after his release, he sexually touched an eight-year-old girl. He would be sentenced to 56 months for that crime.
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Maple: "Yea, we watched hentai in call yesterday."
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