go all deliverence

to ass-rape someone while telling them to squeal like a pig
Deliverence is a movie where some people go canoeing down a river and the fat one gets raped by a redneck

dude you'd better fuckin watch it or else I'll go all deliverence on yo

by Alex July 6, 2004

All jokes aside

Usually said after a humorous statement to introduce a serious statement.

Sentence structure:
a joke. All jokes aside,...serious statement.

Synonym:
But no, seriously,

Example:
I guess you can say he is a butthurt. All jokes aside, call him an ambulance quickly.

by Deagocrow May 1, 2021

Cock of all Cocks

When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"

Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS

by dictionary sire February 4, 2010

all-weather friend

A friend who helps you every time. Either in a happiness or sorrowfulness.

china and Nepal are all-weather friends. Both countries help to each other in each and every different situations.

by Rajbanshi July 11, 2016

all pencils down

the point at which any decision is made final and no "bright ideas" should be considered that would change the final decision

Person 1: "We are going to the beach for summer break."
Person 2: "That's great! I was also thinking we could stop at my parents house . . ."
Person 3: "And then we can go to our sorority sisters place for a visit . . ."
Person 1: "Whoa! All Pencils Down! The beach is our ONLY summer break destination."

by Myster_E April 29, 2013

with all due respect

‎"'With all due respect' is a much nicer way of saying 'Listen here, you fucking moron.'" --Andy Borowitz

"With all due respect to the folks that are out there running for office, as well, but if you replace a Democrat insider with a Republican insider, do you think that is gonna change a thing in Washington, D.C.?" --Rick Perry

by mum61e February 12, 2012

all humphried up

1.) to have a crush on someone
2.) to be obsessed with someone or something

I think she's all humphried up over that guy.

I'm all humphried up about Doritos.

by Lefter Gasping January 21, 2008