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Rusty Ninja

After a sporting event; when your teammate is washing his hair and his eyes are closed, someone sneaks up behind him and checks his oil with their thumb (quickly slips a thumb in his ass), then runs off before he is able to rinse the soap away and identify the clandestine violator
After the game someone gave John a rusty ninja. John was attacked by a rusty ninja after the game. Be careful, there's a rusty ninja in there.
by sandy_x December 4, 2012
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nerdy ninja

A ninja who is also good at mathematical calculations
He snuck up behind me and did my homework! What a Nerdy Ninja
by Dig abick11 February 27, 2017
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Reverse Ninja Turtle

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.
Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.
by Chip Z'hoyy April 14, 2013
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

"Yo man! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the SHIT, YO!"
"Yeah, i know what u mean dawwwwg"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!"
by Speed March 22, 2003
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Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer
by Stauder April 23, 2008
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Fruit Ninja

A LGBTQ+ teen with a s/h addiction
Person 1: I’m gay and have a s/h addiction

Person 2: Oh! So, you’re also a fruit ninja?
by Www.uglybitch.com July 1, 2021
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internet ninja

An internet-savvy person who knows about numerous websites, blogs, etc. and how to get the most out of them. Anyone can use Google to find something after enough digging; but an internet ninja knows exactly what websites to go to for immediate answers or solutions. They are swift and lethal, in and out before you even know it...with whatever they want--just like a ninja.
Can I commission the use of your internet ninja skills to help me out with this dilemma?
by seandp_83 December 8, 2009
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