Michael

Ashiest mother fucker around, usually small penis. With a golden arch on his forehead

Michael you need some lotion

by Cutiepiesjsjkss December 16, 2019

Michael

Michael the kinda guy who doesn’t like humans but likes objects in a sexual way.

Did you see Michael the other night with that mini fridge, he obviously objectophilia.

by ningnongpong June 2, 2020

michael

A twinky boi with a stanky foot.

Kylee and Raven looked at a total Michael.

by kavenessee May 29, 2018

Michael

A little bitch that is not cool and he is retarted than a rock and he is a dick

Man that guy is a michael

by khaythen October 3, 2018

Michael

He’s a bit of a cunt to be honest

Michael is a cunt

by Ihaterobloxx July 20, 2018

Michael

Michael is usually a ginger and often ugly, but is always white. He makes you think he loves you and breaks ur heart when something terrible is already going on with you and he feels like he cant be there for you what so ever, and he isnt someone you can trust because the second you get on his bad side, he wil spill all ur secrets. He usually has a small dick, but acts like a dick 24-7. He is a fuckface ginger piece of trash that you cant depend on or love. But he is ofted liked by alot of girls. He is often loved by blonds either named Summer, Arianna, or Savannah.

"Wow that guys being a real dick"

"No, you must mean tjat hes being a real Michael Brycki IV"

by I love dick 123 June 17, 2017

Michael

The worst guy ever. He steals your shit, takes your money, ransacks your house, and fakes his death to get away from the stealing. A complete asshole is what you should call him.

Girl: have you heard of michael? He's so dreamy.

Random kid: no he's not!

by tbone42 October 28, 2018