when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating
by buttcheek123 May 12, 2009
Get the washing machine all star mug.This term resembles the idea of never giving up. It has spawned from MMORPG's and used in the sense of being the greatest of the great. An ownage machine is someone who doesnt let anyone stop them, and continues to do their best at all times--kicking ass and taking names in the free time.
Most common use: I'm an ownage machine.
Applicable: That tank is taking mad hits, what an ownage machine.
Applicable: That tank is taking mad hits, what an ownage machine.
by beatbop July 8, 2009
Get the ownage machine mug.Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*
Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*
by Ohiostate81 October 21, 2010
Get the Poop Machine mug.The UMP45 found in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. It is commonly used by the GTLM clan to completely destroy all other teams in ANY game type.
by Ultranasty850 October 28, 2010
Get the Nasty Machine mug.Video game console made by either Sony or Microsoft since or after the FPS (first person shooter) game genre first became popular.
by neoncp20 June 13, 2014
Get the dudebro machine mug.A book written by Dan gutman about some friends named Snik,Brenton,Kelsey,Judy were they make a homework machine
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Get the homework machine mug.Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.
Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
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