mackitude

a girl named Mackenzie that has attitude.

That girl Mackenzie gave me extreme mackitude today.

by SLP4EVA December 16, 2008

Macklen

A person who would break you heart in one single heart beat. You can believe that he likes you until he breaks your heart. You are broken inside until that one guy comes along and stays with you forever. He is really adorable, but with one smile, Macklen can make all your worries vanish. He is dorky but a total sweetheart at times, and can even be a good friend.

"Macklen broke my heart the other day, for no reason. I never want to see him ever again!"

by Mustacheface101 December 27, 2016

Mackenzie

Mackenzie's mostly have blonde hair and glasses. Mackenzie can look nice on the outside, but once you meet her in person she doesn't seem as nice. Mackenzie's are mostly always looking to be in the popular group. They are a little lonely too. Once they find a friend, they become attached to that friend. They are also mostly born into money. Their parents spoil them until they shut up because they are always complaining. If you ever see a Mackenzie , try to stay away from her because she might get you into some deep trouble.

Mackenzie: * sits with the popular group*
*everyone stares at her*
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Mackenzie: " want to hang out this weekend "
Person: "Sorry I can't today"
Mackenzie: "then don't come to my party"
Person: "okay"

Mackenzie: *cries*

by Holappls June 13, 2018

Mackenzie

a stupid ass rude ass bitch whose back curves out

Eww its a Mackenzie

by JayTheCowwiww March 10, 2019

mackinziism

A religion to completely refuse to use public restrooms ESPECIALLY PORTER POTTIES. Except for in extreme conditions in which your pee is coming out of your eyes or actually being about to shit yourself. Then it's ok.

M:I shouldn't have had that monster! S:use the porter potty. M:NO it's against my mackinziism!!!!!

by MAS, SAM, AMS February 21, 2009

mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.

joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.

by baseman151 December 29, 2009

mackenzie royer

Mackenzie is a girl who doesn't comprehend anything. She wearing neon fingerless gloves and is probably a weeaboo. She is obnoxious and doesn't understand whenever anyone tells her to do anything. Her presence annoys everyone and makes everyone want to drill into their head so reveal themselves from her voice :) Fuck you mackenzie

"UUURG I am so annoyed"
"Why? Is Mackenzie close by?"

" Can Mackenzie Royer come to the office?
"THANK THE LORD"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 17, 2017