Juice Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink.

"Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."

Juice Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Juice on her haunches 

When a girl has some curves on her thighs and buttocks.

Daannng that girl has got some juice on her haunches

Juice on her haunches by thenalak September 10, 2010

juice rag 

1. a small garment used to wipe semen of of ones partner multiple time without washing

2. a femine version of the term, "douche bag," whereas, typically males are referred to as "douce bag," a female (or feminine male) would be referred to as "juice rag"

1.)
Jill: "John, hurry up and wipe this shit off my back, it's starting to drip on the sheets!"

John: "I will, Jill, just let me find the juice rag!"

2.)
(while driving) "Hey, you fucking juice rag, inbound traffic has the right-of-way!

juice rag by fASCIIn8 November 2, 2010

loin juice

sperm from a randy human male.

"What's on the menu for tonight Biff?", asked Dottie.
"Loin juice," replied Biff, "And plenty of it!"

loin juice by Jonny Cakes June 17, 2006

City Juice 

Any unknown liquid coming from above in an urban setting.

Spit, Beer, Urine, Air Conditioner Drip, etc..
"I thought I got hit by some City Juice but I think it was just raining."

City Juice by DOGGIE-C January 13, 2009

Zeus juice 

Ejaculation, cum, sperm from a penis nicknamed Zeus for the god-like resemblance.

I can't wait for you to get out of jail and give me some Zeus juice!

Zeus juice by konavixen February 4, 2010

narwhale juice 

The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.

Dude: Wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!

narwhale juice by Rose. A January 2, 2012