Jordan Gonce

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.

Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog

by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021

Jordan

- A man who loves native girls
- Will always run to God when there's relationship problems and never another woman.
- Puts others needs before his own

Man I wish there was a Jordan on every rez

by Native dictionary November 16, 2019

Jordan lewis

A guy who who has a very attractive sister who I am soon to marry.

Jordan lewis is a guy I who I would be happy to call my brother in law.

by Jordan_lewis November 26, 2019

Jordan jatzke

Fat fucktard who is in need of a hike and bitches badly. Is commonly known to be unloved by his peers due to his strong oder and lack of brain cells.

Jordan jatzke is a lazy fat cunt

by Jamar1# March 7, 2023

Jordan Murray

An absolute dickhead

Fuck Jordan Murray is an absolute dickhead...

by Muthafukr February 13, 2019

Jordan

Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.

JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES

by mommy mentle December 7, 2022

Jordan

A boy who tends to like to be cucked in relationships. He’s a total Dom and cant help but to set himself up to be cucked each time.

Jordan: Where have you been?
Girl 1: With some of my guy friends
Girl 1: Is it okay That I can bring it over sometime??
Jordan: Sure I guess...

by Bamboolicqourice2000 July 5, 2018