A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.
1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant
by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016
Get the Jizz Ragmug. by pokemonmastermike October 18, 2010
Get the pee jizzmug. + non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods May 11, 2011
Get the jizz&tonicmug. When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.
Person 1: Whats wrong.
Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
Get the jizzing to gozongasmug. Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios
by marckowski January 6, 2023
Get the Jizz boxmug. by SgtKracka April 1, 2015
Get the jizz stringmug. The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.
by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020
Get the Jizz Whoppermug.