internet

Someone who spends the majority of their time online.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

Internet Box

Any device (such as a computer, smartphone, etc.) that can access the Internet.

Hey, do you have an Internet box with you?

by rockoon April 19, 2010

Internet Hobo

A person who regularly bums around on the internet with no real goal or purpose.

A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.

Darcy: "Oi man, whatya up to?"

Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."

James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"

Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."

by IckBinEinPirate July 24, 2011

Do I internet?

This is the common phrase used to answer many different questions, it's an obvious yes for general internet users.

Geekz, geeze.

Girl: Have you seen pirates?
Guy: Do I internet?
Girl: Duh.

by callmehcrazeh101 August 21, 2006

the internet

What every fucktard on earth logs onto to spew their hatred of George Bush and Democracy because they are sad,pathetic little Communists who look at porn all day which is just sad since all internet porn is a bunch of diseased pussy pics,and then it gets worse from there.

Oh yeah Al Gore invented the internet.
And to the moron who says he never said that he invented the internet,what do you think "I took the initiative in creating the internet" means? He didn't say he sponsored an initiative he said "I took the intiative in creating the internet".

by ya gawl durn gore-on November 21, 2004

Rules Of The Internet

Some bullshit that was just made up because nobody had actual rules for the internet. One of the rules is to not take the internet seriously, which works against itself. It practically implies that rules themselves aren't rules to be followed.

If you follow the rules of the internet, you probably have less of a life than you think.

by whocaresyoutwat December 5, 2012

Internet

Computer term: Sourc of ALL porn
Noun: Porn database
Insult: A person who lives on porn.

"You internet, you"

by DOnna September 19, 2003