valentine’s day

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

by daddu February 14, 2018

Cerfunctionous Day

It is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn

did you do that cartwheel because it was Cerfunctionous Day? DAMN

by pinkpterodactyl August 21, 2017

Nathan Day

If you know a guy named Nathan, invite him over! Nathan’s are all around good guys. I mean come on, have you ever met a mean Nathan? No! If you’re feeling extra generous, make out with him and make his day extra special! The only thing with this though, he has no choice but to say yes. So Nathan, if you looked up your name on here and you are reading this, if a girl sends you this, SAY YES. SHES PROBABLY A DIME AND YOU CAN GET SOME KISSING ACTION. Anyways, November 5th is Nathan day, so ladies hit up that special Nathan in your life

Chick: Heyyyy Nathan! Wanna come over
Nathan: Sounds great, but why?
Chick: Well it’s Nathan Day and we can make out if you want because that’s just what you do on Nathan day
Nathan: Hell yea I’ll be there!

by millerjakey! October 28, 2021

Straight for days

To be okay with how things are going for an extended period of time.

Man, I bought a whole O, I'm straight for days...

by ashpants February 28, 2011

Logan Day

A person that resembles a fish but eats like a bear, they are usually drinking water wherever they go. They also have an excuse for everything they do.

Look Kerry, doesn’t that kid look like a Logan Day?

by Kerry Day March 4, 2018

snurlough day

snurlough day: (n.) \ˈsnər-(ˌ)lō dā\: portmanteau word; a snow day, potentially without snow, inspired by the need of the state to give teachers a day off (furlough day) without pay.

They gave us a half day snurlough day today because of the threat of snow, not actual snow!

by MrsW January 7, 2010

Ex day

Today you must talk or sit with your ex boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or best friend.

Boy: can I sit here
Girl: why, we are ex’s anyway
Boy: it’s “Ex Day”
Girl: oh go ahead

by Alyssa Beaiky November 7, 2019